Here Comes The Girl

Patrick Cannell 2007
Here comes the girl, here comes the girl. She's one in a million.
Here comes the girl, here comes the girl. She's one in a million.
The cameras are flashing. (The papers adore here.)
She's bringing the cash in. (And then they abhor her.)
Her boyfriend's a striker. (Does everything for her.)
There's nobody like her.

Here comes the girl, here comes the girl. She's one in a million.
Here comes the girl, here comes the girl. She's one in a million.
Her mam's in a prefab. (She's posing and pouting.)
Her dad is in rehab. (And dipping her snout in.)
She failed all her exams. (That's what they're all shouting.)
The darling of Wrexham.

Everybody has played with the darling of Wrexham.
It's the most she's been paid for keeping her clothes on.
When the light gets too bright and the lawyers are suing
She spends most of the night in a narcotic ruin.

Here comes the girl, here comes the girl. She's one in a million.
Here comes the girl, here comes the girl. She's one in a million.
The temperature's rising. (Her boyfriend's from Welling.)
And that's not surprising. (She gave him a yelling.)
And, begging your pardon, (For kissing and telling.)
She's heading for stardom.

Everybody has played with the darling of Wrexham.
It's the most she's been paid for keeping her clothes on.
When the light gets too bright and the lawyers are suing
She spends most of the night in a narcotic ruin.