Return Of The Manganese Man

Patrick Cannell 2017

The Manganese Man was in the furnace of despair.
Now listen to me and hear the sequal if you dare.
The urchin was really Wonder Woman in disguise,
She threw a lasso and pulled that nutcase from the fires.

If he can change, you can change too.
Shut your mouth 'cause you know that it's true.
For every woman and man
And every manganese man
You know that God has a plan.

He rescued some villagers way down in the Sudan,
He stopped an earthquake and helped a woman with a pram.
Everyone's pleased to know a hero's on the beat.
The chief of the Special Boat Service is obsolete.

If he can change, you can change too.
Shut your mouth 'cause you know that it's true.
For every woman and man
And every manganese man
You know that God has a plan.

For a chalk and cheese, cough and wheeze, ill at ease manganese man.
For an on the hop, super cop, one stop shop manganese man.
For a keen to please, ill at ease, bended at the knees manganese man.